I'm not your trained monkey!

But I can eat 'nanas by myself now.
Please note, friends, that Nate is sitting in MY high chair. Like me, it too is more than 30 years old.

And no, my mother doesn't throw anything away. I found spices in the spice cabinet with a price tag of 55 cents. Since most spices today cost more than $3, you can imagine how long she's had them. I told her not to throw them away now, though. Just please, I begged, don't cook with them. I'm worried less about the diseases we might contract and more that they might be worth something on Ebay.