If I could have any pets I wanted in the whole world, I would have a hippo, an owl, an African grey parrot, a panda and a gorilla. And I would have this big 'ol farm so the animals could live in rural tranquility. And I would wear hemp clothes and hip-waders. I would have a really smelly house, and no one would ever come visit me because I would be that weird lady with the animals. Well, forget you people! What's a little exotic animal poo among friends? I would visit you, except I can't leave the farm because there's no one to take care of my animals! When did you become so judgmental?
Hoo boy. Third trimester's coming on with a vengeance.
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